Premature Retraculation

The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.

This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.

Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!

by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010

Staff Retreat

A corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. Usually an overnight or weekend event. Traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping.

Last yeast staff retreat was a real orgy.

by Moral officer November 18, 2015

Divine retribution

When I decide I didn't like what you just did, and take action

BITCH GET OUTTA THE WAY! THE TRUCK'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
Damn so that's divine retribution...

by oradio10 December 12, 2021

So retro

Term used to mock crappy retro pixel art/stuff that poorly replicates retro video game graphics. Stuff like this is often seen in faux- retro games and in animation

Holy crap, this is so retro...

by Anonymous0769 May 14, 2023

A Russian retreat

As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire

i pulled a russian retreat

by dat clever boi February 1, 2018

retro fresh

a style in which something new or modern is designed to look retro.

Damn that chair is retro fresh!

by Dan727 August 12, 2007

Retro Whore

Ret⋅ro Whore (re-troh hoor)

–noun

1. A person engaged in the act of whoring retro type objects. Objects usually of Game type.

2. Someone who collects, uses, or abuses anything of an old fashion.

Dude that is so old school, you really are a retro whore.

by IAmTheMovement June 10, 2009