Retard

Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.

Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.

Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.

Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?

by I stole your kid and raped him February 08, 2019

Retard

The people on mobile game ads who can't figure out the simplest of puzzles.

Game: got to click something here ()
Retarded player: clicks something here()

by Youractualmother.com February 25, 2020

Retard

To tard again. In other words, the word tard but with the prefix re- added to show that the action of tarding is being repeated.

The first time I tarded didn't work, so now I need to retard.

by 1337retard May 22, 2020

Retard

Jack

Jack is a retard

by CHRISTOPHERSON123 April 28, 2017

Retard

Used to describe someone stupid. Isn’t a racial slur for fucks sake

14 year old girl: Uhhh actually retard is a slur towards-
Gerald: Stfu retard

by NiggaballsHD February 17, 2021

Retard

A stupid person that really annoys you a lot

Crainer is a RETARD

by zxw25(deku) October 25, 2019

Retard

The retard above and below this definition.

“Look at the retards who are above and below that one comment!” Said a retard

by AnOnYmOoouS October 28, 2018