rerail

Assuming the verb 'to rail' is used in the context as 'to have sex' or 'to fuck', to re-rail is to have sex with someone again/ multiple times; to rail again with a linguistic and harmonious sound (re-screw and re-fuck just don't work!)

-Where's your friend?
--Oh, probably upstairs railing some dude.
-Really! When she gets back, she better be down to rerail.

Did that girl ever call you back after your one night stand?
Of course, she couldn't get enough. We rerailed before Church on Sunday!

by Jefe the creator O. June 18, 2008

Dirty Cowboy Retainer

When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.

for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.

by Clint Myers December 9, 2008

Retainer

A piercing stud, generally clear, used to hold a pierced hole open so as not to be seen by others. Commonly used for hiding a piercing during work and interviews.

A : "And do you have any piercings?"
B : "Well can you see any?"
A : "No I can't"
B : "Then nope"

-Later-

C : "So did they see your piercings?"
B : "Nope, Thank goodness we got me these retainers"

by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009

Retailiate

Boycotting or otherwise protesting against a store that operates unethically or that is not consumer-friendly.

When we found out that Jack's Department Store paid its male employees 25% more than its female employees, we retailiated by putting up posters outside for Sid's Department Store.

by Cabot Wonder October 15, 2009

retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.

"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."

by CB7652 March 20, 2015

retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.

"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."

by CB7652 March 20, 2015

retained firefighter

A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.

My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.

by President toddler October 31, 2017