Bender's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and haggardity one occasionally experiences after a (partying) bender.

Sorry man, I'm not going out tonight.. we killed it for three days straight and I'm experiencing a serious case of bender's remorse. My place looks like the fucking Lizard Lounge!

by Nemme January 18, 2009

Boomer Remover

Boomer remover is slang for the COVID-19 outbreak that refers to the high chances of boomers to die or in other words, be removed.

Timothy: "Yo all the boomers are dying!"
Aaron: "Yeah, it's the boomer remover."

by OK BOOMER 69 March 13, 2020

maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.

Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."

by Phineas T April 9, 2008

Wii Remote

A magical device invented by Nintendo that shoots money right into their bank account.

"Man, buying that extra wii remote, and all those online games must have given Nintendo more money than Midas!"

by DJ Jetta December 21, 2008

Fuckers remorse

The act of feeling ashamed after a one night stand. The sex was worth it but you still have guilt you just hit it and got the fuck outta dodge.

Took me all day Sunday to get over the fuckers remorse after I boned that sloot Saturday night.

by AmOe March 2, 2014

Porn remorse

That sinking feeling after you blow your load, when you look at the porn you've been jerking off to and wonder why you got off on it. Usually applies to fetish orientated material.

The feeling usually subsides minutes later.

*spooge* "....Why the bloody hell did this picture of woman rubbing socks on herself get me off? Man I'm weird. I should throw this stuff out."

*5 minutes later*

"Shit, why did I throw that out? That picture was hot!"

by Dirtyhobohobo May 16, 2005

Remote

a powerful object which is the subject of fierce battle between siblings and roommates.

I put him/her in a head lock so I could get the remote.

by Wolfman 1000 September 24, 2010