release the cracken

(referring to the monster in Clash of the Titans) used when a boy, misbehaving sexually, pulls out his hard penis.

she's so hot, i want to Release the Cracken.

by uncle j January 15, 2008

Theory of Relevance

The theory explaining why something that we know nothing about suddeny appears everywhere in our lives once we are made aware of its presence in the world. The theory states that it has always been there, however once we make a personal connection with it, we realize it in everyday use.

This summer I visited Tahiti and ever since I returned the French Polynesian Islands have been all over the news.

by Johann the Olive April 15, 2005

day release

when you get a day to go outside of prison or hospital to 'enjoy' the outside world

alan: i thought u were locked up
bob: no mate im on day release, fancy a beer

by josey jump February 28, 2008

Release the Kracken

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.

Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

reemas

A true pimp.
A reference to the creator of all of rome.
A god among men.

Dude that kid's a reemas!

by Nick Benton October 3, 2007

release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

by ma jones May 17, 2004

relentless

someone who is cruel, evil, pitiless, merciless, and that never ceases to be bad to others. (the jails are full of these people).

Gee my boss at the moment is so relentless, we should put a hit on that puto, hey H Bomba you got his ticket esse, Orale!!

by Jason "Vato Loco" July 27, 2007