Megan Reed

An Amazing Person Who Will Go on Skype alot

Megan Reed Wanna go skype ?

Sure

by Ro88i December 19, 2011

Sneaky Reed

For one to slap a bitch, then end up self afflicting a black eye.

"Ahhh shit Sneaky Reed.... you slaped that bitch again... didn't you?"

by Bovice BoBo November 24, 2008

Sneaky Reed

One who slips into butt sex unannounced

"whoa! slow down there sneaky reed"

by bovice the 4th November 24, 2008

spencer reed

A geek in Criminal Minds who uses a weird gun and his smarts to catch baddies.

Well hello there Dr. Spencer Reed

by Dr. Hypnotist PHD December 27, 2016

Bill Reed

A pervy dude that rubs his beard on to you so you get tickled.

Mr Pruner was bill reed to bradys hair.

by Gotten.com March 01, 2022

Reed Cuisine

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.

Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Dirty Reed

When you give someone a blowjob while they are still sweaty from working a full day of manual labor.

My husband came home from work and he looked so good I gave him a dirty reed right then and there.

by Dr0pTh3M1k3 January 08, 2022