Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.
by MikeBinIL November 15, 2010
Get the rectal numbersmug. An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.
Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.
by Possumpecker February 8, 2018
Get the Rectal optimitismug. A Black writing surface where text and pictures may be drawn on by Chalk. Also known as a 'chalkboard' or 'blackboard'.
The teacher in class today had to write up the 5 rules of the classroom on the rectal brick before we would behave.
by Keesh^_^ October 30, 2008
Get the Rectal Brickmug. While I do appreciate free speach, I need to stress the fact that we as Native Americans, or "Injuns" are in fact human to and do infact not give birth out of the ass, ever, under any circomstances. This sort of mindless de-huminization towards us or any minority is a prime example of what is wrong with america today.
To my understanding rectal birth would imply the birth of a thought, that is pulled from ones ass. such as the last entry.
To my understanding rectal birth would imply the birth of a thought, that is pulled from ones ass. such as the last entry.
by Elise B April 16, 2006
Get the Rectal Birthmug. by Robbie Harrigan October 20, 2007
Get the rectal toffeemug. A derogatory term for a male homosexual mostly used as an insult or to occasionally describe a person who does all kinds of favors for their supervisor/CEO within or outside of the company in exchange for benefits on their job.
I've never seen John talking to girls or mentioning them but I've seen him eyeing Mark. He has to be a rectal alpinist.
Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.
Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.
by JiForce January 4, 2022
Get the Rectal Alpinistmug. When you and your partner are engaging in anal sex doggystyle position and you're about to ejaculate, you kick your legs clear off the bed with the soles of your feet parallel to the ceiling and balance your weight on your partners back to a completed rectal endo or anal endo.
After watching reruns of doogie howser MD I gave my partner an acute rectal endo.
The 'Rectal Endo' is the medical term used to describe this sexual right of passage and the 'Anal Endo' is the more commonly used street slang.
The 'Rectal Endo' is the medical term used to describe this sexual right of passage and the 'Anal Endo' is the more commonly used street slang.
by Horacio H. May 9, 2006
Get the rectal endomug.