Reardonesque

Reardonesque - rear·done·esque

-verb

1. unbelievable; usually in reference to a personal achievement: “Joe’s claim of on-sight free soloing White Maiden’s Walkway is Reardonesque.”

-adjective

1. an exaggerated boast or statement that goes beyond credibility: “Dave has been spraying Reardonesque stories of his exploits at the Quarry.”

Origins and popularization of the term

Reardonesque became part of the Southern California rock climber’s lexicon in 2006- 2007. It’s origins are from the late Michael Reardon’s (1965- 2007) false claims of world-class rockclimbing free-solos. The term Reardonesque is generally used as a mockery when a bald-face liar makes over-blown claims of personal achievement.

by Biggy Blort October 7, 2007

Rear Admiral

A man who admires other mens rear ends, with thoughts of buggering the admired rear end.

Did tou see how long Darrel was staring at that guys ass? He is a big time Rear Admiral

by JackTors May 14, 2019

Russian rear end

When driving along in the left lane of a two lane street, most likely Coney Island Avenue in Brooklyn, a pre-owned 5 series BMW cuts you off while a black 2001 Nissan Maxima stays steady to your right. The BMW then suddenly stops short, and because the Maxima is blocking you from swerving into the right lane, you rear end the BMW in front of you, which was all part of their plan. Passengers in the BMW all claim neck and back injuries and collect tens of thousands of dollars from insurance companies, largely in part to testimony from crooked Brighton Beach Orthopedists.

Oren was driving down Coney Island Avenue on his way home to Manhattan Beach. Suddenly, a black BMW cut him off, while a bronze Maxima pulled up to his right. Before he could realize what was going on, the BMW stopped short, causing him to plow into it. The driver and all 4 passengers of the BMW exited the car holding their necks and backs in pain, claiming to be severely injured; except the only injury here was done to Oren, the unsuspecting victim of Russian rear end.

by Mr. Hoboski December 19, 2008

Recalcitrump

Someone who has no intention of behaving

That politician is just incorrigible. He is recalcitrump.

by Ruthless Goat September 2, 2022

child-rearing

raising children. root word: REAR because it's a pain in the ass!

Pam majored in child-REARing, little did she know it would only be a pain in the ass.

by pamsweeney January 27, 2013

Blast it out the Rear

A term signifying it is time to engage in an activity. Comparable to "blow this popsickle stand".

Phil: OK, let's blast it out the rear!
Kyle: WTF?

by Jncoguy August 30, 2005

reary

A fun word that can take the place of such words as duh and really. It makes refernce to the L<=>R aspect of the Japanese language.

"Reary?!? That's super. Just great"

by Tankman January 19, 2006