Razor

A totally killer Canadian Thrash Metal band from the 1980's that wrote classic albums "Executioners Song" and "Evil Invaders". This band put early Metallica and Slayer to shame with these two classic releases dispelling the myths that such bands were the "god-fathers" or "kings" of thrash. Bands like Metallica and Slayer only became famous by watering their music down in order to appeal to the mainstream. These guys rocked with fellow Canadian metal bands Anvil and Voivod during Metal's hey-day in the mid 80's.

"We spit on those who choose to pose, we thrash with all the rest" - Razor 1985.

by Mike Boon March 7, 2008

razorboner

A vehemoth sports hard-on caused by the outrageous performance of the Arkansas Razorbacks, particularly under the leadership of BMFP (Bobby Motha' Effin' Petrino). Usually begins as a razorchub and through sports talk, articles, and whatnot becomes a full-flying razorboner.

Norb: Man, I had trouble concentrating today. All I could think about is my huge razorboner.
Drew: Totally. All day I look at sports articles about the hogs and stroke my razorboner. It was at full mast today. Ready to sail the swine seas.
Norb: Tell me about it. I got up from my desk today and rearranged all my paperwork with my raging razorboner on accident. Thank goodness I'd finished my coffee.

by TeeDeesNuts December 11, 2010

Occams razor

"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate" or "plurality should not be posited without necessity."

One should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything,

1) Occams razor theory one says "Ugly people should not reproduce."

2) Occams razor theory two says "No good deed shall go unpunished."

3) Occams razor theory three says "Keep it Simple, Stupid."

4) Occams razor theory four says "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then...."

by Wayne Gombar February 6, 2006

razor

style of music which first appeared during the mid to late '90s,characterized by cutting guitar riffs, high pitched, ear-piercing vocals and heavy bass lines.

somewhat similiar to grunge, but more of a derivative of heavy metal this often considered a combination of these two types of musical genres.

some examples of razor rock bands are Smashing Pumpkins, Offspring and Korn.

by James June 11, 2004

razor acne

An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.

I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

razor blade romance

A romance or relationship that causes you to self harm.

Once over is referred to as a dead razor blade romance.

Girl #1: "My boyfriend had a go at me again last night. I self harmed because of it."

Girl #2: "You have such a razor blade romance."

by Emiiily November 14, 2007

Razor

A person who's sharp on both sides. Kind of like two-faced but far more dangerous. A person who is a razor or razor blade will cut you with both their good and bad sides. Not to be trusted ever! The Razor always has secret ulterior motives to destroy you.

Person A: Guess what? I was talking to (name) today.

Person B: Oh no! What did you say to (name)? I hope you didn't say anything personal because (name) is a razor and will cut you in a heartbeat!

by NotYourBitch1977 September 4, 2011