Rank Crank

1. A dick that has been in a nasty twat

2. A dick that is covered in pussy juice (a damn good thing!) Stinkie Twinkie
1. Any guy that fucks Lindsay Hohan has rank crank!

2. Megan Fox just gave me rank crank! Thanks, Megan!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010
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rank dank

A stinky penis resulting from ploughing a stink ditch.
"Smell my rank dank"
"You have a rank dank"
by Word Burglar April 15, 2009
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rank

To rank: to steal something
Check out the pen I ranked off Sarah!

Dude, stop ranking all my M&M's.
by Courtney-Jane August 06, 2005
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Top that rank

when you're closer to a person than someone else.
Person 1: someone keeps spreading rumors about me to my boyfriend.
Person 2: Your boyfriend probably won't believe her anyway.
Person 1: but it's my boyfriend's best friend that keeps spreading rumors,
Person 2: So, you top that rank, your his girlfriend, that person is just his best friend
by Anonymous102894814 June 29, 2013
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Rank Meme

Memes that are so obscene or disgusting that they only way they can be passed along social media streams is if they are deep-fried or distorted in such a way that they are seemingly illegible. Rank memes usually depict overt sexual behavior or extreme acts of violence accompanied with ironic music, typically with the bass boosted past the point that it can be recognized as the original piece.
I showed my wife a rank meme I made in Photoshop and she took the kids to her mother's and hasn't called in three days
by red_shamus June 11, 2018
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Ranked Skywars

possibly the most cancerous game on the hypixel network. used to be appealing because of its fast paced theme and rewards but it's now full of blatant cheaters, closet cheaters who don't get banned even if everyone on earth and their fucking mom, cousin, and uncle knows they do, and sweaty toxic neckbeards who don't know how to interact with other humans irl. the top 5000 players get iron division, the top 1500 get gold, top 200 get diamond, and the top 10 get masters (you can't get this without cheating/boosting btw). there is equal amount of loot in mid chests for good rng and fair fights for everyone and good servers that don't lag or throw games for you at all. people do not sweat their dicks off at 1000 rating.
this game can make you feel the following:
meaningless
suicidal
uncontrollably angry
Player: i wish i could be good at ranked skywars like auror. he must be so good to get masters a lot without cheating or using mvp++!
Player 2: nah he autoclicks 20 cps dude
Player:

Player 2: it's ok, let's play tf2 instead
by milky creamy sweet semen July 29, 2021
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Rank Warrior

Anyone in a military or paramilitary organization whom abuses their rank to disrespect their subordinates. Without said rank, this person is usually a bitch.
"Sgt Jackson is such a rank warrior. I remember when he was an officer he was timid as fuck. Now he is a dick."
by Fight Milk November 17, 2017
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