randomization

A very special way of pooing, or someone who is suffering from the disease randomia (being random too much).

You utterly stinky pooey schmelle schmelley idiotic cobranical son of a bitch, you are suffering from randomization

by Cobrania February 20, 2005

Random play

Meeting up with people that you may or may not know for random activities.

Commonly used (and misused) on Facebook.

Tony: "That cute chick from the coffee shop hit me up and wants to know if I wanna go sky diving."

Jamal: "What the fuck? You barely even say hi to her each morning."

Tony: "That's the beauty of being open to Random play."

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Amy: "This strange guy off of Facebook wants to go grab some coffee on Tuesday."

Melissa: "Well, you DO have Random Play in your "interested in" section."

Amy : "True, Well Joanne seems to be a mutual friend. I'll ask her what this guys like."

by Crystella Marie January 26, 2010

randomness

1)the act of being so random and weird, that people find you hard to follow.

2)switching subjects so fast that you confuse many people

~Often random people have the attention span of a flea.~

Hey, I was atching the-and hey, that reminds me, did you know that monkeys can't touch their toes? so, anyway-oh, and neither can cats...haha, so, oh yeah, over the weekend I went to this place, and they served FREE COOKIES! and so the, yeah, and we have gym today. **bell rings**
Muaaaaah!!! Pizza time!!! **runs to get pizza
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so anyway...oooh! shiny object!

by youXdunnoXme June 27, 2005

Randumb Text

An act of boredom you decide to text a friend something dumb or random.

I just got a text from mike. It say's we should be called the fabreeze brothers cause were so fresh??? Yea he likes to send randumb texts.

by The Mike M. November 4, 2010

random occuring boner

A boner that happens randomly and unexpectedly. Usually it is not a good thing. They generally tend to happen at the worst possible time or a time when it is not acceptable or called for. Sometimes it happens when a man is not even turned on or horney.

Man, it was weird. I was just sitting in math class and boom, random occuring boner. It made no sense, there wasn't even a hot girl in the room

by Tojo Hiroshita November 27, 2010

Randumbassness

A random, inappropriate, yet humorous outburst of Fan~Fucking~Tastic foolish fuckery. A characteristic most commonly found in facebook users of higher intelligence.

Randumbassness Nuff said.

by Just FR December 1, 2011

random crap

When your shit looks abnormal.

Simon noticedar his crap wouldn't fit down the toilet!

I just had the most random crap

by Marlin22 November 13, 2016