Third Raccoon Eye

The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.

"How's that for a third raccoon eye?

One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."

by asiandong June 6, 2016

screaming raccoon

When a drunk chick agrees to anal sex, but he accidentally slams it too hard in her ass and she runs away screaming.

She turned into a screaming raccoon after Johnny tried anal with her.

by WalterWhitesPhD July 28, 2017

Afternoon Raccoon

Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.

I'm not an "Early Bird" and I'm not a "Night Owl", Im more of an "Afternoon Raccoon."

by Sleeps with rose petals August 2, 2017

Raging Raccoon

a steroid monkey searching his gym bag like a raccoon rummaging through garbage, desperately trying to find his steroids.

Did you see how big Donald is? What a raging raccoon!

He went raging raccoon in the locker room yesterday!

by SultrySloth April 22, 2019

nigga racoon

a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.

damn that girl must be a nigga racoon!!

by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019

The Raichu

This is a sex position simlar to the "Pikachu" with the major focus being on maximum pleasure during anal.
This position involves the individual on the receiving end getting pleasured analy, when both individuals climax the one on the giving end will pull out and place a tazer in the others rectum and proceed to activate it.

The position can be adjusted for maximum pleasure by having the individual on the receiving end lay in the upward dog and then changing to the downward dog closer to climax and screaming "RAICHUU!!" "RAICHUU!!"

James: Hey Kevin how did your night with Elisabeth go?

Kevin: Was a fucking blast till she stopped responding to me after I gave her the raichu last night.

James: daaam...

by Psychosocial_MaidClub April 30, 2021

Spicy Raccoon

The act of putting chili powder on one’s dirty asshole and having someone lick it off like a raccoon scrounging for food

Guy: you tryna give me the spicy raccoon?
Girl: only if I can peg you afterwards

by Dudewtfthoughts May 4, 2021