Smug Rug

A unkept and unclean female crotch. It looks like a forest and smells like it was washed with another dirty crotch.

I would tap Nicole's ass but she has one dirty smug rug.

by Jason, Randy, Monkey September 13, 2006

rugged raw

no condom necessary..

Girl: you have condom?

Boy: no were going rugged raw

girl: sheeet thats raw

by WHEMALEE November 15, 2010

rug doctor

an OBGYN. The doctor that takes care of female parts.

Crap, I think I got syphillis from that party last night. I better get it checked out by my rug doctor.

by luvsjbs May 11, 2008

munching rug

To go down on a girl, perform oral sex

I was munching rug something fierce on Amy last night

by Mizizle M July 17, 2006

rug muncher

a lesbian

you are a rug muncher

by tim mitchell June 21, 2003

rug rat

(noun) A toddler or a young child who is not yet old enough to walk so crawls using all four limbs instead. A newborn baby or children under one-year old are sometimes referred to as rug rats.

Tom and Angela's little rug rat is only ten months old and he'll be walking on his own any day now.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 15, 2010

rug moonger

1-a kid who's not afraid to eat out a llama
2-a person who will wipe his own ass with pine cones
3-someone who prefers the services of a fat man while naked
4-genitals
5-beastiality

1- "Get away from that llama you rug moonger!"

-"But I like having a warm sensation between my teeth"

by dominic poopura December 29, 2009