knee rubbing

The act of trying to massage another man's dick while across the table from him but coming short and caressing his leg.

Guy 1: dude! Stop knee rubbing me!

Guy 2: bro, I'm only trying to massage your dick. C'mon

by Drakeisacumguzzler July 13, 2016

Free Rub

when your in someone else shower or public shower, such as dorm showers, and you use someone else's shampoo that was left there as lube to jerk off.

Dude, i found some great free rub in the shower to get off with

by Lee Austin October 13, 2010

rubbing bacon

A euphemism for coitus.

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

face rub

A fighting manuever used when your opponent is too close to punch. A face rub includes anyone of the following: eye goudging, putting one's fingers up another's nose, twisting another's nose, pushing down hard on your opponent's face, grabbing their face and mangling it, any improvised pain inflicted by mashing one's face by grabbing and mashing.

Lorenzo and Sean fought until they fell in between the the trampoline springs, then they just gave each other face rubs until we broke it up.

by sonicturkey April 4, 2006

Rub-Down

To rub/stroke someone to cause them pleasure, see massage, foreplay

I gave my ex a good rub-down because I missed her so goddam much.

by anonymous January 30, 2004

rubbing the elf

Female Masturbation
Also a Diesel Boy song

ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand

by Stanley Spedowski May 27, 2006

Dirty Rub

A part of foreplay where the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and the index finger into the rectum and begins to the rub the thin lining between the cavities. Add the tongue flip for maximum benefits.

Last night, I pulled out the dirty rub. I couldn't believe how loud she screamed.

by Scotty D April 27, 2006