royal treatment

Being woken up by having your partner perform oral sex on you. It is especially well delivered when there is no expectation that you need to open your eyes, reciprocate or even move around. You just have a nice O or two and fall back asleep. Works equally well on morning wood or a crusty clam.

I woke up and had to shake the dew off of my lily, when I came back to bed I noticed the diner was open, so I got busy with the bun. I gave her the royal treatment until I got the palm on the forehead. We fell back asleep with my nose in the turf.

by Devon Null May 5, 2007

Fortnite battle royale

Gay virgin shit

My dad does not love me because I play Fortnite Battle Royale

by UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWWUWUWUWUUUWWU May 23, 2019

Royalty

A girl who is loyal,loving, won't play with your heart. And needs alot of attention and affection

I see you got a Royalty.!

by Danele April 5, 2017

Royal Bitch

A person (commonly female) who derives great pride from their succsess and rub it in peoples faces. A woman or teen who flaunts her cuteness useslessly, doesn't work, is on a "high-horse", and acts selfishly and syupidley; commonly hated by her female peers.

Good God! Allison just thinks that everybody is shit under her feat! What a royal bitch!

by Piggachew November 27, 2009

royal giant

Royal Giants are the ultimate form of cancer. If you have a royal giant, then your life is officially over. There is no way to cure it, it just takes over people who are too sad to get something else

I’m sorry for the person who has the royal giant. Rip their life

by Blueberry5201 September 25, 2017

North Royalton

A predominantly white suburb of Cleveland, Ohio that no one has ever heard of unless you say it's in between Strongsville (the mall) and Brecksville (the rich city that actually has a good football team). North Royalton High School is mainly known for their successful, award-winning band. Students are well-educated, but extremely spoiled with a larger-than-life sense of entitlement. Royalton girls are generally extremely gorgeous, and the guys are preppy and attempt to be athletic. This presumptuous community has friendly, down-to-earth people, but the majority of the population is secretly racist and likes to keep their little bubble in Northeast Ohio as white as possible.

Person 1: "How do you think the North Royalton football team will do this season?"
Person 2: "They will be terrible, as usual."
Person 1: "Why do they always have such a bad record?"
Person 2: "Because they keep all the blacks out of their school."

by NoRo LaDee April 19, 2010

royal mail

A bunch of fucking arseholes who make you pay them so they can delivery expensive items and then lose them, and then have the cheek to offer you a shitty fucking £34 pounds in compensation when it cost half that to send it.

I sold a laptop on ebay and Royal Mail lost it.

by ExtremelyPissedOff June 6, 2009