Ron Jeremy

A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.

Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.

by Ocram May 2, 2003

Ron DeathSentence

Ron DeathSentence is sometimes known as Ron DeSantis, the squinty-eyed, failed toilet brush salesman who became governor of Florida. Characterized by a desire to both go full douche and probe his own anus for signs of intelligence, he refuses to breathe the same air as his constituents, as he burns through his voters like logs on a campfire.

Ron DeathSentence enjoys killing his own citizens with anti-mask, anti-vaccine, and anti-intelligence policies with equal measures of arrogance and cowardice.

by ToddUncommon September 3, 2021

Ron Mexico Experience

Finding out that your partner just gave you the herp (or any other std).

Bill: Dude, I just had a Ron Mexico experience last night.
Ted: What happened?
Bill: I tried pranking Virginia with an alaskan snow dragon but she just swallowed and said "I've got it too."

by Pure JD May 5, 2005

Ron Kuby

1.) A famous lawyer, who gets people out of jips and jams.

2.) Somebody the Dude needs to get a hold of. He knows his rights.

1.) Ron who?

2.) "I know my rights, man. I want a fucking lawyer man. Like....mm..Ron Kuby."

by notryanwolf March 22, 2005

Ron Burgundy

The awesome person himself who holds a ytmnd accound to spread his awesomeness to enlighten the masses.

Greeting: "Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?" Pained: "Knights of Columbus that hurts!" Defensive: "I’m not a baby, I’m a man; I am an ANCHORMAN!" Joking: "I have some very urgent and important breaking news…CANNONBALL!"

by Ron Burgundy July 16, 2004

ron burgundy

Head of the legendary Channel 4 news team

-Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been when it's right it's right why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

by ill bavid March 25, 2005

Ron and Fez

Comic talk radio duo, originally broadcasting from O-town(WKRO), who then dominated the airwaves in New York City(WNEW) and DC(WJFK). Released from their contracts with Infinity, they can be heard on XM Satelite Radio CHANNEL 202 on Sept. 12, 2005.

I can't wait for the AFRO shows when Ron & Fez join up again with Opie & Anthony!

by m1. September 2, 2005