Professor RJ

A person who achieves success in life due to his or her proficient ability in giving rimjobs. He or she is said to be a professor because their ability is so amazing, they could teach a class on how to give rimjobs.

Garrett: I got an A in AP Chemistry!
Brian: Shut up, RJ. The only reason you got that grade is because you teach Rimjobs 101.
Evan: Fuckin' Professor RJ. Always trying to play off his rimjob abilities.

by ProfRJ February 11, 2010

madison & RJ

the cutest couple alive <--- technically not one yet but will be . psh what could i say this guy is a lucky son of a bitch .. & he better treat her right or ill chop his balls off;) & madisons pretty lucky to have him too <3

made by ur bestest buddie Chelsea(:

madison & rj = hot love righ thurrr

by chelseaanicole<3 November 26, 2010

dirty rj

It’s when you go to the bar and try to hit on your friends lesbian friend and then on the way home and up rear ending another dude.

Man I sure didn’t score with that girl tonight but I totally dirty RJ that guy in my parking lot

by Badbillykilly March 8, 2020

The Rj

describes a man who makes you feel like the only girl in the world one night, then, doesn't talk to you until it is convenient for him.

We had so much fun last weekend, but I think he's pulling The Rj; I haven't heard from him in three days.

by BMonay September 14, 2011

Hot RJ

The act of ejaculating on another’s pillow as well as farting on it. The purpose of this is to give the victim a cold sore and pink eye.

Me: Da fuck happen to your face?
Friend: I must’ve got hot RJ’d last night.
Me: your face smells like my taint....

by ww6252 June 16, 2018

Annabelle RJ

Salut criss lol

Annabelle has a nice butt

oh you see that butt! That must be Annabelle RJ

by Yeeeeeezy November 23, 2021

having a coffee with RJ

RJ hosts a morning live program called "Having a Coffee with RJ." Though the show is called "Coffee with RJ," everyone jokingly knows it as a pseudonym for "Masturbation."

I was watching Coffee with RJ as I was Having a Coffee with RJ.

by The Team. June 11, 2021