religious burn

(1) slang: to disrespect someone (to diss)with a spiritual twist; to make fun of someone using religion or religious person(s)
(2) Creating of the ashes from palm frawns
(3) Smoking of marijuana or tobacco at specific time and place and savoring the experience.

If your friend says she hasn't been to church in a long time and is thinking about going back. You would say, "Did Jesus just think about dying for your sins?"

Dude that guy just took a smoke break and the way he savored that deathstick, it was a religious burn.

by HarveyB November 16, 2007

The Book of Nortreus (Non-Fiction Religious Book)

Originally written by its author and writer, Werley Nortreus, the title The Book of Nortreus is a rare sacred non-fiction religious book. However, it is based on beautiful and important Biblical and Prophetic visions of God that Nortreus saw in Outer Space-Heaven-the Heavens. Accordingly, Nortreus wrote the book after confessing that he had seen God, Celestial Beings, and other Worlds through visions.

Did you know that Werley Nortreus wrote The Book of Nortreus (Non-Fiction Religious Book)?

by Jacob Martinique October 3, 2025

religious socks

hole-y socks

i use my religious socks as dust cloths

by anonymous July 9, 2025

Authoritarian Religious Cult

Oh? You mean you're not going to continue you to do that? Because you were doing that up until now and the internet shit-libs are going to keep doing and NOW...

Hym "The conservatives are doing it too... The were already an Authoritarian Religious Cult and now they're back at it again and are violating the constitution by imposing their incest cult on the schools in their states. So... That isn't helpful. It's too late for any of that. You've already lost. You might as well go into hibernation for the next 5 years because you're done. You shouldn't have let the economy slip fuck-face. And by economy I mean the price of domestic goods. And I don't care about the billionaires shit-lib. Prices down NOW. Don't care how it happens. Also, my thing or death."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

Day religious

Praying all day. Partying all night

My son is only day religious during vbs.

by Lawnninja June 12, 2018

Religious Pluralism

Unlike what most dumbasses will tell you, religious pluralism is not the idea that ever religion is correct, but instead the idea that anyone can attain spiritual enlightenment no matter what religion they were raised to believe

(Average televangelist who probably only does it for the money): Religious pluralism can’t be true! Islam and Christianity believe two different things about Jesus, therefore I have the right to force my fundamentalist religious zeal on others!
Blake (very cool guy): Bro stfu

by Urbandefiner1888 February 20, 2022

Religious Uncertainty

Whatever banal point you're trying to make...

Hym "About religious uncertainty doesn't apply here AND I have a retort... But not now. You'll know it when you see it. And beyond that... I don't call myself Bruce... Get it? BEYOND? Like, Batman BEYOND? Ah? Aah? Eheheheheh!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025