When your significant other is unable to perform sexually but still thinks of you. She takes care of your sexual build up.
My girlfriend is having her period, but since is so apothinary she gave me a blow job for a compassionate release.
by detIinv785 March 8, 2020
Get the Compassionate releasemug. When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.
Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015
Get the released the crackitchmug. by Cornbang March 23, 2016
Get the release the plummetmug. by JMC70 October 21, 2017
Get the work releasemug. A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.
Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?
Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021
Get the Seasonal releasemug. A phrase spoken by Charles Stiles in an episode of "Mystery Diners", a show lauded by acclaimed critic Ralph Sepe.
by j@mbo February 10, 2021
Get the Release the Dronemug. when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia
oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release
by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023
Get the snatch and releasemug.