Rogan’s Razor

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.

“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor

by falkenlaser February 8, 2022

Elon's Razor

Whatever trends towards absurdity is the most likely outcome of any given event.

The past decade provided numerous examples of Elon's Razor such as, but not limited to, Brexit, Trump's 2016 win, Boris Johnson's ascendancy to PM, Gamestop's Stock "Going to the moon," the far-right storming the American Capitol in an effort to overturn an election based on a lie that the election was stolen from Trump despite no evidence indicating so, etc.

by cat_master1985 May 12, 2021

straight razor

n: An oldschool razor, used as a poor-man's switchblade, made famous in the film "Reservoir Dogs"

Bitch, you better start talking, else I'mo whip out my straightrazor and go "Tarantino" on your ass!

by Taichi March 25, 2005

razor balls

the burning of the nutsac after you shave your balls

i needa give a bum chunder to sooth my razon balls

by razor balls May 23, 2005

eye razor

When a man busts a load off and shoots directly into the eye of an unlucky female, causing an uncomfortable stinging sensation and/or blindness.

Dude: "AAGGHHHH"

Gianna: "you weren't joking with that eye razor mother fucker, I must have done something wrong to you in the past, geeezus"

by holehunting February 15, 2010

Razor Boy

- The grim reaper of cocaine addiction.

This term was offered up for the first time (I belive) in the Steely Dan song 'The Boston Rag' in 1973.

"Will you still have a song to sing when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy things away? Will you still be singing it on that cold and windy day."

by Kevin Kemp May 25, 2006

Razor Smile

Often times rude, sinister, and funny at times. Please don't steal my name, unless you have it tattoo'd on your arms like I do. Copyright: 1999.

Beth Simmons is the coolest person Razor Smile has ever known.

by Razor Smile July 17, 2009