Jon Pumper

The offspring of pure talent and hilarity. A mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-fucking awesomeness. A sex god. Beacon for horny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). Prone to serenades. Despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. He is going to cause peace in the middle east.

I wanna fuck that guy like I wanna fuck Jon Pumper

by pumperfan September 27, 2012

pooper pumper

someone who likes to have anal sex

I had to dump my boyfriend, he was such a pooper pumper I thought he might be gay.

by japsters February 3, 2015

Helicopter Pumper

A person that makes fun of another, from a distance. Not to be confused with a flyby pumper, who has a tendency to insult while on the run.

Mark shouts an insult from across the room at Joe, making him a Helicopter Pumper.

by BoBuzz November 23, 2018

Peruvian Penis Pumper

1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5

2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.

3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.

1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.

2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper

3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper

by hastatus3 May 3, 2010

Fist Pumper

Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore (Bamboo, Deejays, etc.) and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.

Danielle: Hey Jen, do you want to go to Bamboo?
Jen: No, I want to actually dance with a guy, there are only fist pumpers at Bamboo on saturday nights.

by Vin-Diesel July 14, 2008

pimped out

Having excessive embellishments or ornaments, particularly of the flashy kind, ie feathers in fedoras, black canes with silver handles, multicolored mis-matched shoes, and colorful crushed velvet suits. Preferably worn simultaneously.

By the amount of bling-bling he was flashing, we knew he was pimped out.

by Fa Sho October 6, 2003

plumped

Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched.

It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.

by PMax October 8, 2008