When you either fart or defecate and the smell is so extreme that it makes people sick and you are so proud of your accomplishment that you are as proud as fucking the queen of the prom in high school.
by Chad-m-wetli May 23, 2021
Get the Prom Queen mug.A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.
So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.
by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023
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by Jon Ace March 19, 2007
Get the Prom King mug.A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.
It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.
Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.
It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.
Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.
I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!
by October VanDouchlehemier July 25, 2010
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Get the Prom-iscuous mug.it starts out with romance and a acting like your mature. it ends up with sex and drunkeness (sometimes babies, too)
by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004
Get the prom night mug.1) a baby delivered during a prom dance and tossed in the trash.
2) a baby that results from post-prom activities.
2) a baby that results from post-prom activities.
1997: Melissa Drexler, who slipped into the bathroom at her senior prom, delivered a 6-lb. 6-oz. baby boy and tossed him in the trash basket with the soiled paper towels in time to get back to the party. She asked the disk jockey to play her favorite Metallica song and danced with her boyfriend. A student told a reporter later, "She seemed to be enjoying herself for just delivering a prom baby."
by casadelgrillo January 16, 2007
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