Hentai Protagonist Haircut

The Hentai Protagonist Haircut (or hph for short) is that generic haircut dudes get looking like a damn bowl on their head. Literally the most boring possible haircut a dude could get.

Person 1: Hey did you see Dane's recent haircut?
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut

by TheRaisinBranFan January 4, 2019

Proteen

A teenager who is well adept at the art of being a teen. This teen brings it to a professional level.

My son has really got his shit together these days. He's become an impressive proteen.

by Dreamspeeder September 20, 2016

protip

A tip intended to convert a novice to an expert.

PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.

by Zoni Nation January 14, 2008

protum

The anatomic location between the penis and scrotum.

Damn, my protum itches.

by The Dustin June 22, 2008

Protographer

Protographer; someone who owns a camera and actually gets paid for it. Someone with a higher level of skill than mere ownership. A professional photographer

Charlie takes pictures of houses to sell houses. Carolyn takes pictures of houses to sell pictures of houses. Charlie has a camera. Carolyn is a protographer.

by Smartycat October 30, 2011

Protein Cock

Putting protein powder on your cock and having someone suck it all off.

Hey girl you want to get big? Come here and get some protein cock.

by Fil Troung September 11, 2011

Proton 67

Term used for ho because 67 is the atomic number for the element Holmium, and the symbol for Holmium is "Ho."

Did you see Nicole trying to look all cute today with her short skirt and high boots? Who's she trying to fool..everyone knows she's the biggest proton 67.

by Megsss May 26, 2012