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Pokey bum wank

To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)
Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand

I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten
by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 20, 2016
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When you eat so much, you feel pokey.
I ate too many garlic-Parmesan wings from TGI-Fridays, my stomach feels pokey.
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Pokey bum wank

An act of masturbation where you put your legs over your head and poke yourself in the bum
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My favorite thing in the whole world! (Pokey is my favorite thing in the whole everything)
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Pokey

Nosey(nosy). This definition specifically used on the Atlantic archipelago of Bermuda, an English-speaking island nation with its own unique dialect.
She is so pokey! Always sticking her nose in someone else's business.

He is pokin' into a situation that is none of his business.

This has nothing to do with you so stop being pokey.
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to pry and poke as into someone else’s business
Past tenses: -ed -ing
A busybody is the type of person known to proke.
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