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I really profuctinate(d) myself last night on Urban Dictionary; I should have been writing my paper.
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Knowing there was going to be babes at the after-work social, productivitities was through the roof in order to finish in time.
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noun (derivative of profuck, profuck-‘tive’)
1. Sexual:
the quality, state, or fact of being able to generate, create, enhance, or bring forth sexual propensity: The profucktivity of the date increased greatly after she noticed the pleat of my pants.
2. Behavioral:
the rate at which a lack of effort, service or exchanges of value are brought forth or produced (see antonym: profucked): Drinking scotch on the job adds a new level of profucktivity never before realized.
3. Ambiguous:
Term is often ambiguous when used in sentences lacking context or unclear in their meaning: My profucktivity is most superior is the morning.
Also see PERFUCKT, PERFUCKTION, CONFUCK, CONFUCKTION,
noun (derivative of profuck, profuck-‘tive’)
1. Sexual:
the quality, state, or fact of being able to generate, create, enhance, or bring forth sexual propensity: The profucktivity of the date increased greatly after she noticed the pleat of my pants.
2. Behavioral:
the rate at which a lack of effort, service or exchanges of value are brought forth or produced (see antonym: profucked): Drinking scotch on the job adds a new level of profucktivity never before realized.
3. Ambiguous:
Term is often ambiguous when used in sentences lacking context or unclear in their meaning: My profucktivity is most superior is the morning.
Also see PERFUCKT, PERFUCKTION, CONFUCK, CONFUCKTION,
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Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.
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