The price of tea in China

A common form "what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?", is a retort to an irrelevant suggestion. This facetious usage implies that the topic under discussion might as well be the price of tea in China for all the relevance the speaker's suggestion bears on it.

Suzie: I love my new skirt!
Anne: I know! I love my new shirt!
Beth: Look at this hot guy on my phone!
Suzie: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

by 78ma87 September 27, 2015

pricetentious

used to describe a product or service which has been overpriced to create the appearance of value; something that is not nearly as valuable or important as it is made out to be.

'that bar is so pricetentious - do you know how much they charge for a cover? and once you get inside, you'll see - it's totally not worth it'

by E. Kavanagh January 15, 2009

price scar

The part of the price tag sticker left on a gift when you are unsuccessful in peeling it off.

Damn, she'll never believe these flowers aren't from tesco - I made a price scar.

by badrain March 1, 2009

Pricelock

Verb. to pricelock, pricelocking, pricelocked - A portmanteau of "Price is Right" and "Matlock" and refers to napping done by senior citizens between the end of the Price is Right and before Matlock. It is commonly used with younger people who fall asleep unexpectedly during social gatherings, usually during the day or early evening.

Even though the party was just starting, young Toby began to pricelock because of staying up late and looking at porn.

by The Invincible April 18, 2011

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by anonymous July 27, 2022

whorehouse price

n. an extemely exhorbitant price demanded or paid

They wanted a whorehouse price for that old piece of junk.

by farmerfreddie September 21, 2009

Fissure Price

- noun

Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.

Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.

Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...

by retardedgenius October 24, 2011