painted maypole

a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET

by ROSIE O' B May 6, 2009

All fax no printer

All true, we only use a fax machine here. No printers! Facts only

Brian’s hairline looks so fucked, all fax no printer

by Courtney Cain March 19, 2021

painted

Having bowel movement during or after anal sex

While having anal sex with here, when I pulled out he painted all over me!!!

by exocomp February 4, 2018

painted her face

Sperm on a girls face

Bro I painted her face last night

by BDDNiqqa November 30, 2016

Painted

When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.

I haven't had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.

by John Killer August 11, 2008

Pinted

Kool Aid that is stored in a plastic container for too long, which imparts a funky taste to said beverage.

Yuck! This Kool Aid is pinted! Throw it out!

by L Ron Hoover December 1, 2003

printered

When somebody says owned innaproprietly, thus getting owned by everyone around them

''20 kills, ooooooooowned.'' *Short Silence* ''You only got 10.''

Everybody there: printered.

by Borrox February 18, 2009