A Normal with an interest in showy kitchen utensils and/or ingredients,which may or may not be useless.
A lover of exquisite things; fashion, jewelry, and keeping hobs on.
All item of pretentious nature are placed inside the ‘Rose Gold Pinterest Princess Palace’ by the Normal when not living in a country cottage with a cheffy best friend.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
A lover of exquisite things; fashion, jewelry, and keeping hobs on.
All item of pretentious nature are placed inside the ‘Rose Gold Pinterest Princess Palace’ by the Normal when not living in a country cottage with a cheffy best friend.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
MIKE: “Here is your $30 mini salt grater”
BEN: “I was looking for one of these for wasabi the other day”
MIKE: “Have it. Cos Barry’s already got one. No lie”
Ahh- the return of Pretentious Barry
BEN: “I was looking for one of these for wasabi the other day”
MIKE: “Have it. Cos Barry’s already got one. No lie”
Ahh- the return of Pretentious Barry
by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021
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"That's presentism, dude. Everybody was racist back then. In 100 years they'll probably think you were a monster too."
"That's presentism, dude. Everybody was racist back then. In 100 years they'll probably think you were a monster too."
by OkiShisa September 20, 2022
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Get the td presents mug.Internal Loss Prevention is a euphemism or a 'dressing up' of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.
Meat: I'm in Internal Loss Prevention.
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?
by ArsenalArmada February 4, 2008
Get the Internal Loss Prevention mug.The medical term for when someone manages to get their head so far up their own ass, that you could consider it a medical emergency.
Some call it serious but most people just call it annoying.
More common amongst teens usually emo or goth, but can still be spotted in adults. Best way to deal with these people is to just not give them the time of day.
Some call it serious but most people just call it annoying.
More common amongst teens usually emo or goth, but can still be spotted in adults. Best way to deal with these people is to just not give them the time of day.
by Whycantmynamebetrash August 29, 2018
Get the Pretentious mug.The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).
Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."
Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."
Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."
by Paylardo November 21, 2009
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A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.
Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.
Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
by laura3450 August 2, 2009
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