When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.
Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.
by Randi Newton October 12, 2020
When you dress up for an elegant dinner and show up to the formal event but the food being served is fast food.
by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019
The sense of dread you get when seeing someone naked for the first time because their body is nothing like you anticipated due to a government shutdown.
by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019
Presidential howdy is when you introduce yourself to a woman by grabbing her by the pussy and sniffing her neck
by Turdlingtime March 17, 2024
by Sumfields August 11, 2018
a weak presidential election filed with two bad candidates-scandalous Hillary Clinton and the sexist and divisive Donald Trump . however, Gary Johnson managed to perform well in the election, stealing Republican votes and making the libertarian movement mainstream
the 2016 presidential election was a load of shit
by Libertypedia May 23, 2023
A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017