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I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.
*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!
by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008
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prepone

It's the opposite to postponed. When one has made an appointment and needs to make it earlier rather than later.
Hi Peter, Can we "prepone" our 5pm meeting today to 3pm? I have another engagement that has come up.
by Emjonno May 17, 2009
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presence

Lving in the one singular moment. Elimination from the mind obsessed creation of time. No time. Pure consiousness. Elightenment or heaven by some religions. The vortex of the ying-yang in a three demensional world where "z" represents time
Man that dude's cool. So present. It permeates all.
by NapDynoGosh April 24, 2005
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Prepneck

Prep-neck (n): A combination of preppy and redneck. Easily identified by a white baseball cap. Usually the bill of the hat is frayed. Another identifying piece of clothing would be a polo shirt and/or domestic beer branded t-shirt. They travel in packs of three or more to maintain superior numbers to back up their drunken boasts and defend their latent homosexuality. They are completely harmless when alone.

Note:Be wary of any accompanying females. The females are often the ignition source for the prep-neck's fighting fury. They are identified by overly blonde hair and excessive use of facial makeup.
(none: definition of prepneck gives examples within itself)
by Sp`ange October 9, 2008
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dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.
by Cman February 28, 2006
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powerpaint presentation

When you have to give a presentation but can't quite figure out how to create charts and graphs in powerpoint, so you just use some drawing program like MS-Paint to make your pictures and paste them in.
Nifty gantt chart in your presentation. I didn't know Powerpoint could do that.

It can't. That was a powerpaint presentation.
by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011
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Push Present

A gift that materialistic women have come to expect for willingly carrying a child for 9 months.
"We're running out of diapers and baby supplies like crazy, and all this b!tch can talk about is the diamonds she wants for her push present."
by Tbizzz9582 July 30, 2015
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