premature intoxication

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks

Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.

by 2dguy December 9, 2008

premature epublication

The act of accidentally posting a thought, link, pic, blog, etc. online, and not able to delete and repost because a thread of comments have already started in response to it.

Dammit, I sent out another premature epublication?!?

I posted a picture of my girlfriend, and I tagged her with another girl's name! Five seconds later I had 10 comments letting me know what a douche I was!

by mpdouchebag November 19, 2009

Premature Philjaculation

1) A medical term which describes when a man excitedly burst out the words to the chorus of a Phil Collins song prematurely or in the middle of a verse
2) the most common disease ever

Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated

Matty had a premature philjaculation of the words "Cuz you'll be in my heart" all over my car last night

by Dr. Day aka The Cheese March 31, 2010

premature insinuation

Premature insinuation is to give away or hint at something to early on, before you have the slightest proof or even know that what you are insinuating is the slightest bit true.

Detective Walsh: Virgo wasn't the one backing the money, now was he?

Suspect: What money....? Virgo is my dog...

Comissioner Tetley: Walsh, you need to get that premature insinuation of yours on a lock.

by RappersAreTheNewRockStars October 10, 2013

Premature Esnackulation

When you buy a large amount of snack food as a stash, then proceed to eat it all at once.

I try not to buy much junk food when I do groceries, my boyfriend suffers from premature esnackulation.

by JuggLife May 31, 2016

premature eclutchulation

When a motorcycle rider releases the clutch too quickly and stalls the bike.

Everybody’s blowing their horns at that guy with premature eclutchulation. He’s fucking holding up traffic!

by Famous Teacher June 7, 2019

premature launch

To have an over abundance of waste in one’s stomach from excessive indulgence in alcoholic beverage consumption and overeating, causing an uncontrollable movement in the bowels.

Roger: “what the hell is that un-godly smell?”
Nick: “Those two bowls of raisin bran I consumed last night almost caused me a premature launch this morning when I woke up”

by Nicky New Castle July 4, 2021