1) A medical term which describes when a man excitedly burst out the words to the chorus of a Phil Collins song prematurely or in the middle of a verse
2) the most common disease ever

Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated
Matty had a premature philjaculation of the words "Cuz you'll be in my heart" all over my car last night
by Dr. Day aka The Cheese March 31, 2010
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