pregnant english teacher

It is something that occurs every few years it happens most of the time in the beginning of the school year, after a few months of being pregnant the english teacher suddenly dissapears into thin air and then reappears at the end of the school year.

You: Man the hot english teacher is going to be absent for the whole year.
Them: You mean the pregnant english teacher?

by micro Giga chad November 25, 2022

Insta-pregnant

The desire to or act of getting pregnant immediately after marriage.

Alex's desire to have a baby is so strong she wants to be insta-pregnant the second she gets married.

by Polypmaster June 2, 2015

pegnant

(Of a man) having been pegged so hard that, had he a uterus, he would be pregnant.

Man A: “The Mrs. pounded my bussy hard as fuck last night, bro. Got me feelin’ pegnant for real.”
Man B: “Hell yeah, dude.”

by Little City Band April 18, 2021

Pregnancy Bible

Pregnancy Bible
(idiom)
The act of mysteriously getting pregnant while in a c#urc# or a convent.

Pregnancy bibling is a common problem for nuns who are then asked to shut up or die mysteriously.

The mother of the little boy was aghast to know that he was witness to a pregnancy bible incident at the bishop's residence.

by Deep River July 16, 2021

golden pregnancy

A pregnancy that occurs before the woman has ever menstruated

Girl 1: "How can Sarah be pregnant she's only 13 and she hasn't even started having periods yet? ".

Girl 2: "It's rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. She must have been ovulating for the first time when she had sex. She's had a golden pregnancy"

by Felanna December 30, 2013

Pregnant hot

1. Girl you want to implant with your seed. (Special note: Needs no personality.)

I know I'm gay but that girl's pregnant hot.

by Nerdbotz August 18, 2010

pregnant

what happens if you decide to do it in the front instead of the back.

i should have known better, now I am pregnant.

by elsieeeeeea October 26, 2008