Did you pray today?

The phrase that will give you PTSD.

If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:

Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.

Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.

Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.

Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Nintendo Direct? It's pretty fir- Wait... OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU!

Guy 2: Wha-?

Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .

by Boonduck April 2, 2025

prai

Dick headed cunt. People with this name are usually known to have a micro-penis. They are always horny for BBC's. They are somehow smarter than smart people in Spanish. They work at Subway's for the break and get paid .50/hour because the manager in their mother.

Devla is prai

by hello_jello May 17, 2017

Praying in public

So... When Russell "the (alleged) little girl rapist" Brand... Chants the rosary in front of 11 million people... Jordan "Almost not a Dr" Peterson has nothing to say about it...

Hym "But when 'The Woke!' are
✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ in a vague and abstract sense... It's evidence of their falsehood or the falsehood of their immortality.... But when Russell LITERALLY PRAYS IN PUBLIC... Reciting a chant for a religion in which he doesn't believe... Nothing. Radio silence. So, his excuses are pretend. Doesn't give a shit about

✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ Embarrassing. Fraudulent."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

spepper pray

To request divine intervention in a potentially-dangerous situation, instead of relying on aerosol-based capsicum-fluid.

Since it's ridiculously easy to get charged with assault by someone whom you "mace the face" of (for example, the person can always deny that he had intended you any harm, even if you know that he very likely was planning to hurt you), it's a wise idea to just choose spepper pray in all but the most extreme of circumstances.

by QuacksO October 20, 2020

🙏 Praying Emoji In Slang

"🙏" emoji or praying emoji is another way to say you want to be dominated by a woman or in other words yoy want a woman to control you commonly used in straight men that want to be dominated by a larger female

"🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏"

Praying emoji or 🙏 in slang meaning "please dominate me when were having sexual intercourse" or way of saying "i want a woman thats stronger and bigger than me to control me" 🙏 Praying emoji in slang

by 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 August 5, 2023

Pray

The sending off of ones body via eating of the soul to be prostrated by a big black spire

He prayed on their corpse, the swirling mass of life energy pulsating as its host is taken to the spire.

by Somerandomguyig March 28, 2022

slaying but praying

a republican gay

That's Jessica, she's slaying but praying.

by mer<3 May 7, 2022