praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003

Praycray

Someone who over prays for everything and anything.

Tommy woke up hungover and asked baby Jesus to take his hangover away if he promised to never to drink from the brown bottle again. Praycray...

by roadrashjohnny December 6, 2019

maghrib prayer

The maghrib prayer prayed just after sunset, it's the 4th of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the maghrib prayer has 3 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the third is prayed silently.

Ahmed : did you go for the maghrib prayer today?
Ali : yes, the mosque was full of people today.

by AplysX April 10, 2022

pull a praytor

the act of shitting in the tub. usually, when questioned, one who has pulled a praytor will claim that they "just had to".

"Oh man, yesterday in the bath I was so tempted to pull a praytor."
"Eww, why? Aren't baths usually right next to the toilet?"

by Gamer Moment March 11, 2019

Thoughts and Prayers

What people say when they want to feel like they're helping but they don't want to actually get off their butts and help.

Person 1: "My mom is in the hospital in critical condition."
Person 2: "I'm sending my thoughts and prayers."

by Rom, the hero of Terok Nor October 5, 2020

praydar

An internal system that alerts one to the presence of a bible thumper.

I told you to watch out for that missionary. I caught him on my praydar.

by John Roper December 6, 2005

Blackberry prayer

A phrase coined by an anonymous CEO who walked into a boardroom for a meeting to see every executive bowing their heads, operating their Blackberries.

The Blackberry prayer is a plea to God to abolish the damn things.

by Total Penetration June 10, 2005