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el portal

place in florida. anyone who sees an el portal police car while driving, even if they are not driving in el portal, immidiately slams on their brakes without paying attention to any other driver around them.
south florida driver: o no a cop from el portal aaaahhaaaarrraaaaa!!(slams on brakes)

Krazy Karl: its ok dude im pretty sure hes off duty, and were in the middle of pembroke pines.

someone who thinks they know everything: you know...they can still pull you over
by white cash October 20, 2006
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YouTube Portal

When a friend shares a youtube video on facebook that acts as a portal and traps you in youtube for a good 30-40mins.
Guy 1: Ricci is such an ass at sucking me into YouTube portals. Yesterday he posted a video of a baby bear playing with a dog and for 2 hours I was stuck watching cute animal vids.

Guy 2: Animal vids - classic YouTube portals.
by The J-Rizzle September 30, 2013
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friar portal

The portal of friars. St ants "friars and friarettes" retrieve homework assignments from staff of St. Anthony's High School in this portal. No one is certain why they don't call it a website, so we guess that it always be unknown..........

Are they witches and warlocks?
"did you get the witchcraft homework from the friar portal?"
by ilovefriarsx0. December 29, 2009
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Portal syndrome

What happens when somebody plays the Valve game "Portal" for too long. The victim begins subconsciously imagining different aspects of the game in real life. For example, somebody with Portal Syndrome may mistake a large storage box for the Weighted Companion Cube, as as such, may begin screaming any number of things ranging from "You're alive!" to "I'm sorry I threw you into the fire!" As another example, somebody may begin thinking that they are trapped in the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.
Fred: Why is Lee hugging that box?

George: He has Portal Syndrome. He played Portal for seven hours straight last night.
by Meep4598 May 19, 2010
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Postaholic

An attention-seeker who compulsively, addictively blogs or posts to a social networking site many times a day.
Sarah's a postaholic. Six, seven times a day she pathetically pukes out where she is, what she's eating, what she's watching on TV. Who gives a flying fork?
by Two Hep Cats July 10, 2011
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Postill

A noble surname, originating from medieval Europe. Considered royalty in sections of Europe in modern times, however, many descendants have migrated across the world to live ‘ordinary’ lives in which they keep their status a secret.
"I could never go out with a Postill, I'm not worthy enough"
by SueDoe October 23, 2009
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portal 3

A game that Valve just picked up all trademarks for when they dropped trade marks for half-life three. Sadly, it will never come out. Ever.
1: when is portal 3 coming out?
2: never. Valve can't count to three dude.
by The_awesome_duck_of_awesome October 10, 2013
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