The slippery substance that jigaboo's leave behind on the edge of their porch whenever they overdose on crack rock and fall to the ground.
I slipped on something and fell when trying to collect rent from that porch monkey.. It smells like ass so I can't tell if its dog shit or some porch grease.
by eGod March 12, 2003
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by Raptor007 July 8, 2012
Get the poophoria mug.A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.
A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
by Randall G June 11, 2006
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by Snukeith July 1, 2018
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See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
Get the not the brightest bulb on the porch mug.Describes the peaceful, euphoric state that one reaches after taking a blue ribbon poo. Symptoms of poophoria include feeling lightheaded, serene, and generally oblivious to the world around you. Usually wears off in 3-5 minutes.
After taking a massive dump that was totally grenades, Mike had that peaceful poophoric smile on his face.
by skeet skeeter March 22, 2005
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