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porch grease

The slippery substance that jigaboo's leave behind on the edge of their porch whenever they overdose on crack rock and fall to the ground.
I slipped on something and fell when trying to collect rent from that porch monkey.. It smells like ass so I can't tell if its dog shit or some porch grease.
by eGod March 12, 2003
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Porch Cracker

Red necks who sit out all day in a chair smoking cigarettes, flying drones around there neighbors, watching them while they undress.
by Big Elote Juan o' Juan December 5, 2016
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poophoria

The sensation of elation after a perfect defecation.
Ahh, what a relief! Truly this is poophoria.
by Raptor007 July 8, 2012
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porch monkey

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.
by Randall G June 11, 2006
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Pornhub

An internet heaven for dudes who want to watch people having sex to pleasure themselves when they can't find anyone to fuck.
Real Sex? Nah, it ain't gonna happen. Guess I'll go masturbate to chicks on Pornhub.
by Snukeith July 1, 2018
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not the brightest bulb on the porch

a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised

See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.

Winthrop: Why do you say that?

Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.

Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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Poophoria

Describes the peaceful, euphoric state that one reaches after taking a blue ribbon poo. Symptoms of poophoria include feeling lightheaded, serene, and generally oblivious to the world around you. Usually wears off in 3-5 minutes.
After taking a massive dump that was totally grenades, Mike had that peaceful poophoric smile on his face.
by skeet skeeter March 22, 2005
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