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blow this popsicle stand

a)If something is boring and you want to leave you say that.
b)Give blow jobs to multiple people.
this is fucking boring, let's blow this popsicle stand
by cass_4 May 12, 2006
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milk your popsicle

To masturbate or to be masturbated or to be given a blow job. As heard in the Katy Perry song, "California Gurls".

In some kid friendly performances, she will say "melt" i.e.: the today show, where it is obvious what she is saying.
However, in other performances i.e.:SNL, it will be more obvious that she is actually saying "milk" and will accompany the line with a hand jerking motion.
In the video she pops her cheek to suggest a blow-job.
Why don't you go milk your popsicle in the corner?

She's going to milk your popsicle like a pro.
by SMcCrab November 5, 2010
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Poopsicle

POOPSICLE I JUST BROKE IT.
by Sam's gurl October 22, 2008
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Cherry Popsicle

To receive oral sex after penetrating a woman while she was on her period.
While Jim Bob was tending bar he decided to have a quickie with his girlfriend. After the quickie Jim Bob realized she was on her period but had no time to clean his penis. Later on that night, Jim Bob had an opportunity to receive oral sex from a patron. While receiving oral sex, Jim Bob said "I hope you like my cherry popsicle!"
by TyronneBiggums October 25, 2007
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Jalapeno Popsicle

Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.
The old lady was cooking Mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. I decided to shove the jalapenos in her ass, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. I said “How’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”
by denverAHO January 18, 2009
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Melted Popsicle

When a guy cums in a condom and then afterwards, the girl drinks it.
My girl drank the Melted Popsicle when we got done last night.
by xXxTheOne&OnlyxXx December 3, 2011
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Double chocolate popsicle

When a man smears his own feces on his dick, sticks it in another person's ass, thus getting their feces on it, and having that person suck that dick, like a popsicle.
Joanne said she wanted to try something new, so i gave her a double chocolate popsicle
by Nynne August 20, 2010
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