The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"
"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"
"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 19, 2010
by FTL April 05, 2005
obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"
"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."
The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.
The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.
by Colourful English May 16, 2006
by Yondo August 05, 2008
Exploding Popes can be several different meanings, but most notably:
A 4-Piece Rock band from Westchester County, NY;
A Fruity Drink they serve in local bars during "That time of the year";
The punchline to an old joke that nobody remembers;
Or the Head of the Vatican somehow erupting in a Fiery mess.
A 4-Piece Rock band from Westchester County, NY;
A Fruity Drink they serve in local bars during "That time of the year";
The punchline to an old joke that nobody remembers;
Or the Head of the Vatican somehow erupting in a Fiery mess.
"Well, The Exploding Popes arent horrible, I mean theyre better than Joe's band, But theyre too soft for me."
"Lemme get an Exploding Pope!" "..what?"
"...And he said AN EXPLODING POPE!" "Wow man that joke sucked"
"(Newcaster) And we are greatly shocked, mortified, and upset about the Exploding Pope..The janitors of the Vatican are now cleaning up this bloody catholic mess, and are planning on making some Vaticandy out of his charred remains."
"Lemme get an Exploding Pope!" "..what?"
"...And he said AN EXPLODING POPE!" "Wow man that joke sucked"
"(Newcaster) And we are greatly shocked, mortified, and upset about the Exploding Pope..The janitors of the Vatican are now cleaning up this bloody catholic mess, and are planning on making some Vaticandy out of his charred remains."
by Ronny Pope March 13, 2010
by Bread Pope May 23, 2020
The act of a male catholic clergy member giving underwater handjobs at the beach (to the delight of passer-byes). Please see the Honolulu Handshake for origin and variant.
by asp9465 November 06, 2016