Pootie Parper

A person who goes to the parties just to get drunk and leave.

Amelia is such a pootie parper! She came to my 18th birthday, drank all of my booze and then left!

by Baracudaboy January 14, 2009

pootie snooper

the act of snooping out pootie tang (aka searching for pootie)

Joel is a pootie snooper.

by Pootie McSnooperson December 23, 2003

Voodoo pootie

Pussy so good that it puts a spell on you. It will control your life, and if you try and resist...you will be cursed with cycles of depression, and psychosis. You will always go back to the Voodoo.

Who is that guy that keeps driving by, but not stopping?
That's Luis....it's because I got that voodoo pootie. SMH

by Strawberrynaynay February 7, 2018

pootie scoop

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping

Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.

by acehole2 July 5, 2010

pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.

"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

Pootie butter

Vagina juices

When you want to call someone a cunt without them knowing, call them a pootie butter

by PBorigin November 10, 2022

Pooty booty

Kind of like swamp ass, but just a long-time buildup of poo funk or leakage. See definition for gooch grease

Man we've been playing Minecraft for 17 hours straight and I got pooty booty, lemme go wash my ass real quick

by skids-n-shids July 12, 2022