Conquer Poland

In Wexford,Ireland the term to "conquer poland" does not have anything to do with nazis or world war two,but in fact is a teenage's boys reference to 'score' girls.For example,a boy is particularly nervous before he first conquers poland and usually requires encouragement from his friends,or ''espirit des corps" and it is customary to take a 'parachute' for "safe landing" i.e. wearing a condom to protect onself from the possibility of pregnancy or stds.

"hey man,did you conquer poland last night after?"
"yeah man,at long last!I blitzkrieged her out of it!"
"brilliant,see I told you she just needed time.You did pack a parachute though?"
"of course,I couldnt let the troops flow free."
"wise choice,man"
"thaks for all the espirit des corps,by the way"
"no problem man,you have to look out for your fellow soldier,you know what I mean?"

by Wezsez April 17, 2008

You forgot Poland

What you say to someone who repeatedly insists on using debunked facts to make the case that he actually has any sort of real platform to stand on.

Also useful to say to someone who consistently fails to see the big picture.

"Now, I know this has been disproven, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say we've shouldered 90% of the costs and casualties of the Iraq War..."

"You forgot Poland, you dumbass."

by Kaiser Faust February 9, 2005

Poland

A country that saved the western world four times in a row yet nobody seems to care.

1410: Poland ends German domination over Europe that had existed for hundreds of years.

1683: Poland saves Europe from becoming muslim.

1920: Poland saves Europe from becoming communist.

1940: Poland saves England from falling to Adolf Hitler.

Internet: "haha, polen weak and cannot into space!"

by ayylmao42069 January 18, 2023

Poland

Where Lil Yachty took the wock

I took the wooooOOOOOoock to Poland

by mattyboy658 October 6, 2022

Poland

Lil Yachty took the wooooooooooock here. This is the only reason why it exists

Person 1: Lil yachty took the who to Poland?
Person 2: He took the wooooooooooock to Poland.
Lil Yachty: I took the wooooooooooock to poland.

by Big Black Monkey Balls October 24, 2022

took the wock to Poland

To do the impossible, to exceed expectations. Popularized by Lil Yachty in his song “Poland” in which he documents successfully bringing the Wock to Poland, which does not allow Wock. Can also be used as a verb in replacement of “break a leg” before someone completes a stunt or performance by telling someone to “take the Wock to Poland”

Henry: Hey Jeff, I’d like you to know I’ve been going though some of your recent work you’ve done for the company and I have to say that your last project really took the Wock to Poland.
Jeff: Thank you sir I really appreciate that you noticed my hard work.

by PresonusMan October 8, 2022

Poland

The best country ever. No debate.

Yeah Russia is cool, but it's got nothing on Poland

by SmolBolBritain December 27, 2020