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shotgun piss

The kind of piss you take right after a hard fapping that sprays in streams because the inside of your urethra is so sticky
I just took a shotgun piss all over your toilet Sara.
by OneHandTyper January 5, 2014
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Inch of piss

Usually refers to the extra bit of piss that embarrassingly emerges, even after a vigorous shake.
9 times out of 10 this is after you've re-holstered the middle wicket resulting in an embarassing wet patch on the front of your trousers.
Rob: "HAHA! What the fuck is that wet patch on the front of yer jeans?? you incontinent fuckwit!"

Steve: "Oh fuck! That bastard Inch of piss again, i shook the old lad for well over a minute too."
by mightynimrod June 4, 2009
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Shit, piss, corruption, snot

The first four words of a fraternity cheer, best sung when falling-down drunk, from the 1930s, that my father taught me.
Shit, piss, corruption, snot, six pigs’ assholes tied in a knot; rah, rah, weasel shit!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021
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a pot to piss in

Slang term meaning "any money or commodities". Can only be used with a negative prefix.
Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.
by Steve Shutt September 14, 2005
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tramp piss

Strong, cheap alcoholic beverages sold and drunk with the sole intention of temporarily relieving the drinker of his or her miserable existence. Almost always drunk by the homeless and unemployed and supplied by unscrupulous bastards in Off Licenses who keep a hidden supply of cold tins behind the counter for sale at £1.39 a pop.

Strictly speaking the term applies to White Lightning cider and its many even more disgusting imitations. It is erroneously applied to superstrength lager (Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew etc and to other drinks associated with the homeless and unemployed (English sherry, cheap vodka and even cheaper whisky)
I finally managed to drift off to sleep after drinking a four pack of tramp piss.
by Brian Munich November 11, 2006
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piss kink

it’s a fucking problem. but it’s when someone likes getting pissed on or pissing on someone else during sex
girl: AHHH AhhhHhhhhaaa ahhhAaa
guy: could i piss on u?
girl: what?……
plot twist the guy has a piss kink
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piss lord of shit mountain

Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.
by The Piss Lord Of Shit Mountain February 6, 2014
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