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lead pipe massage

1)savage physical beating

2)verbal beating, scourned, read her/him the "riot act"
1)he/she got the lead pipe massage while he was walking home from work last night.

2)he/she got the lead pipe massage for being late for the meeting.
by WstLwnG March 3, 2009
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Double Pipe Party

The act of synchronising the expulsion of a turtle head whilst exhaling smoke from a crack pipe for ultimate pleasure and rush.
"Make sure you lock the toilet door this time, I don't want my mother walking in while you're having a DOUBLE PIPE PARTY again!"
by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014
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Bell Pipe

An extremely common name/term used in England (London is the capital) for a completely moronic individual who lacks any common sense or initiative and is general considered a waste of oxygen and a drain on earths resources. Originates in the city of Leeds.

Is often shortening to just "pipe" or "pipe end" This type of person can be very selfish and only thinks about his/her self, with a complete disregard for people around them.
I missed my last bus home because some Bell Pipe didn't bother putting his arm out for the bus driver.

Some bell pipe crashed into my car while I was grabbing a coffee and left a note under my windshield that read "I O U one bumper", he didnt bother leaving his insurance details.

Andrew sent his brand new PS4 back to Sony for repair because he said it wouldn't play xbox games, hes such a bell pipe....

Did you hear about the guy that sued GAP because he ironed a shirt whilst still wearing it and got first degree burns? He said that they didnt provide a warning advising not to iron whilst wearing.... what a bell pipe.

The bus driver thought the bus was full and drove past 5 stops of queing people because a group of pipes were stood blocking the isle near the entrance.
by Billy Bifocals August 21, 2014
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Aron Piper

Spanish-German actor and the boy of our dreams. He’s honestly so gorgeous and perfect everyone loves him. Watch him on Elite and The Mess You Leave Behind for clear skin.
Who’s that hot actor?
Oh, it’s Aron Piper!
by Anticucho December 17, 2020
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Peter Piper

pink pajamas (Peter piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas)
by CCNeb November 29, 2021
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fish pipe

A term to describe a certain type of hallucinatory experience, one in which a person has a sense of swimming through a clear, water-filled tube about the diameter of their own body and seeing fish swimming alongside them.
I was moving in super-slow motion in the fish pipe and I noticed that one of the outrageously colorful fish was staring back at me with such love that I began to sob uncontrollably.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2022
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Stuffing the Pipe

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs over your shoulders and perform anilingus while simultaneously reaching around her leg and fingering her gspot in a downward motion.
I walked in on him and Chris's cousin and he was stuffing the pipe!
by Artemis2 January 22, 2010
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