Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.

My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.

by DISCOTRON August 31, 2016

Ass pilgrim

One who has performed anal sex on someone for the first time. (First time for the recipient.

Sarah finally let me put it in her {ass}. I'm officially her ass pilgrim

by Pylesdriver January 31, 2017

hipster pilgrimage

At some point in their youth, or not so youth, childless hipsters will pack up their belongings, tea and unisex footwear such as blundstones and embark on a right of passage which involves journeying around estranged and dangerous regions of the world in attempt to gain culture, enlightenment and non curable diseases. Targetting areas where, they along with their human size backpacks, can be easily identified as tourists, they sleep in rooms with other pilgrims squeezing their belongings between their legs as to not get violated or have their blundstones stolen. It is imperative that the pilgrim travel with a high end smartphone to ensure their acquaintances are reminded that they are superior because they eat cross legged and get hena paint. The hipster must attempt to represent themselves as someone who does not hail from a 3 story house in an affluent neighborhood.

In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.

Man, I heard he got hepatitis on his hipster pilgrimage

by tb92\ December 4, 2017

penis pilgrimage

a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid

Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.

by Beavcoonn January 8, 2018

Nostalgia Pilgrims

people who intentionally journey to a particular place in order to conjure a sentimental longing for their past.

"Johnny acts like so many other nostalgia pilgrims when he drives through his old childhood neighborhood during his annual visit to his hometown during the holidays."

by SalvyZ August 15, 2019

Window pilgrim

An immigrant trying to illegally climb through the recent safe window America has created.

Them window pilgrims are lucky they're in those sanctuary cities or they'd all get deported.ly

by akfourtynine October 22, 2019

tia pilgrim

Usually a name given to a girl/female, they are initially good at everything, kind hearted and full spirited, they can come off intimidating at some time’s and can be too straight forward, and harsh at time’s that means they are very truthful and trust worthy, also they are one SEXY ASS BITCH.

“She is HOT, Must be Tia pilgrim😎”

by Iamshy4u September 20, 2020