panini pressed

The act of being extra pressed , more than pressed one would say

I was playing with this guy on playstation , and he was so panini pressed that i kept killing him

by oxfordickinme February 2, 2021

Panini press

To sandwich oneself under an electric blanket with a weighted blanket on top of the electric blanket.

Its so rainy and cold that I am going to stay home and just panini press myself.

by Kelleycarnesofga October 4, 2021

Tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

The art of tickling a golden retrievers balls with a brass pheasant.

I won the lottery today,well tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

by Phil& Marley April 3, 2019

Hey, I don't have to press 2.

Response to anyone who asks you, "You know what I mean?" referring to phone responses that tell you to press 1 for english.

Hey, I don't have to press 2.

by pavedave October 3, 2010

Press F to Pay Respects

When someone you love passes on, so you pay your respects with F

Damn, my cousin died.

Press F to pay respects, am i right?

by ShaneThy Nugget September 26, 2018

Mating press

Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.

man i wanna be mating pressed by glamrock freddy so bad.
I heard you like mating press :)?

by anonymous February 5, 2022

pmessy

The erratic lashing out from a woman with pms. These moods usually consist of extreme bitchiness, crying or over reacting to miniscule problems.

Guy #1: Bro, you want to go get a beer after work?

Guy #2: No man, if I do my girl will be all pmessy when I get home.

by Guru on a hill April 21, 2010