Refractory Period

The period of great sadness that occurs between the time a man ejaculates and when a man can become erect again. Also known as "The Great Depression"

After ejacualating into Susan's face, Billy experienced a refractory period

by donkey fuker September 5, 2008

perineum power punch

the act of peforming an almost superhuman uppercut to the taintal region to an unexpecting victim, both a swift and might blow, of course while screaming "PERINEUM POWER PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!" Also known as the triple P.

I defintely got Libby with the PERINEUM POWER PUNCH!!!!

by HT Possum October 13, 2006

Period

That time of the month where us ladies have to put up with blood spilling out of us. LITERALLY. In other words... Menstruation.

Periods can also make your body have cramps, which are one of the most annoying things to have if you're a girl and a woman.

Here are some annoying things about periods:

- Spilling out Niagara Falls when you laugh or cough (at unexpected times and places)

- Cramps, which make me feel like hormones are having recess inside me

- Bloating, which makes me feel like a fat person is sitting on me

- Random food cravings, which causes me to feel sick to my stomach an hour or two later

- Feeling crappy (tired) at random hours of the day

- Walking in an awkward way whether it's at home, school, the mall, or any other public place imaginable

- When I run low on pads or tampons and I've got none left, I end up stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in my pants. Literally. A lot!

Periods... That time of the month where you feel like crap the whole time and that everyone should watch what they say, because it could make you blow-up any second...

by JellyBean600 December 28, 2018

Period

Just wanna say.....if yo girl is on her period, TAKE CARE OF HER! she's going through that so that we humans have a future goddammit. SO if she asks for something, for example some Chinese food......GET HER THE FUDGING FOOD. It's only once a month for almost the rest of her life (bout to 55) so please take care of that beautiful creature.

And please guys....say "Are you on your period cuz you're so salty" OR "is it that time of the month cuz.......bla bla bla" and I'll swear I'll come and find you and smack your asses.

Girl: Hey babe, can you get me some food? I'm on my PERIOD.
Boy: OF COURSE baby. ANYTHING for you.

by RespectTheGirlsBoys November 6, 2019

Mutant Bastard Period Babies

When a female has her period down a drain, such as a shower drain, and then a male ejaculates into the same drain, The egg from the female is fertilized and from that egg forms a Mutant Bastard Period Baby. In order for fertilization to occur in separate drains the temperature MUST remain in between 88-97 degrees fahrenheit and the sperm and egg must meet in a nutrient rich environment within the sewer system. Also Known As: MBPB's. These MBPB's have been thriving in the drains and sewers of major cities for many years. In third world countries they accumulate in swamps and poorly irrigated marshes. Many MBPB's have a distinct order, usually an asparagus or unclean gouche. They have 7-28 fingers and 1-13 eyes depending on their age. Ginger MBPB's, which are fertilized by either a Ginger sperm or Ginger egg have received the recessive gene making them twice as nasty. The only clean way to eradicate an MBPB is to use any type of window cleaner or an ultra-violet flashlight.

"I have jacked it so much down the drain that I have to be the father of so many Mutant Bastard Period Babies"

"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"

by John Patrick B May 14, 2008

Period Sticks

Slang term for the product Tampons

Mom I've found the Period Sticks!!!

by DuckCommando March 19, 2004

Period Fest

A girls night out... No boys allowed

John to his girlfriend: Hey babes what you doing tonight?
Johns girlfriend: Oh the girls and I are having a girls night out, no you cant come with us!
John: Oh so its a period fest.

by GreatOne987 May 13, 2010