pastaking

When someone pushes your nose to the side of your face.

Bella: im gunna pastak you soooo hard!!
Carly: uve been pastaked!!!!!
Annie: have u 2 been pastaking?

by yalemnau August 16, 2009

pastages

A dish consisting of pasta and chopped sausages.

A: Totally in need of some meat relief right now.
B: I'll get the pastages started.

by essjaydee vee elljayhaitch June 28, 2011

passtard

A driver on the freeway who does not give other drivers a chance to move into the slow lane but instead passes on the right (in the U.S.).

That impatient passtard is going to cause an accident with his constant lane changing and utter disregard for freeway etiquette!

by chillspice June 14, 2013

pasta pussy

The pussy of an Italian woman

That girl Berta's got a pasta pussy.

by Lmjm4 March 14, 2014

Pasta Life

Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.

"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Pasta monkey

A rasist term for an Italian

Stefano is a pasta monkey

by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015

Parsia

An awesome guy who's in touch with memes. Probably planning your murder right now. Has awesome piano playing skills, everyone who is lucky enough to hear how he plays the piano is forever blessed. Parsia is an unique af name and you won't meet anyone else like him so you better keep him.

That boy loves thicc poodles, he must be Parsia!

by HitlerSara September 20, 2017