parentard

A mentally challenged parental unit.

You did worse things when you were my age, so don't lecture me, you parentard!

by VMCarrera October 24, 2008

parentnnoyed

1. Extremely annoyed/pissed with your parents especially for the following reason.

2. Giving no reason to why you can't do something.

3. overly strict parents

4. when at least one of two parents are always home.

5. when one of two parents are always nagging you for something.

1. my parents always look through my text messages and check my myspace messages when i stay logged on to use the bathroom.

2. Hey mom can i go to the high school football game with my friends tonight?, ill be be at 9:30 and you can call if you need me.
(parents) no
well why not
(parents) because i said so
wtf im so fucking parentnnoyed

3. I left my waterbottle on the counter and my parents just starting screaming at me.

4 Wow, im always stuck with my parents because one of them is always here, i got some weed two weeks ago but i haven't had any chance to smoke it because there here 24/7.

5. (dad) go get me a beer
(mom) after that get the laundry
(dad) after that bring some paper towels over here
(mom) after that get me a glass of milk

wtf? get off your lazy asses and get your own stuff

by don vito double chin October 19, 2008

asian parent

Asian parents consume themselves with getting their child into an Ivy League, compare their child to other children, and/or act strictly toward their children. For example, asian parents typically sign their children up for summer school without their child's knowledge or consent, only to tell their children the day before that they must attend the summer school that they were signed up for. They are characterized but not limited to parents of asian descent.

Scott: "Sorry I could not see that movie yesterday. My parents made me stay home because they were scared I was going to party too much. Instead, they made me stay home and work on my Harvard application for eight hours."
Jeff: "Wow. Too bad you have asian parents. We had a great time yesterday."

by nauyknt August 31, 2005

Parent

Stupid, ignorant, heartless, " want the best for you in a fake love kind of way " (when it's really the worst).

Don't forget, self medicated, annoying, grumpy, and think they're the best at everything, prude, and old.

Parents just grounded me for being late to class, what's that supposed to do? Make me want to attend class or skip school to see my friends since I no longer can after?

by EverybodyDanceNow. March 22, 2011

parentnoia

The state of limbo in waiting for yourself or your sexual partner to get her period. Symptoms include restricted spending, diminished sexual activity with that partner, typical lowered substance abuse/toxin consumption, and an overall state of tension or anxiety.

Joe: HEY! Buy a round of shots!

Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.

Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!

by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007

step parent

A step parent is someone who assumes the role of parent, is married to one of the biological parents, and is not a biological parent. Sometimes this person is more of a parent to the child than the biological parent, sometimes this person is not.

My biological dad's fourth wife is my step mother. The guy I call dad is my biological mother's second husband.

by taraneh October 19, 2004

step parent

someone who trys to act like you real parent. They treat you like trash most of the time. You other parent (the one that remarried)does not care how this person treats you.

My step-parent trys to act like his is my real dad, but he is a nothing but a no good asshole

by Lisa October 10, 2004