Parents Television Council 

Gays in denial

Hey, have you heard about the Parents Television Council?

Yeah, they hate on shows with sexual themes because even though they don't have any children at all. They're just gays in denial and hate being reminded of it.

Parents Television Council by Classic_For_Real December 20, 2010

Parents Boy 

The nice and respectful boy a girl introduces to her parents as her boyfriend to hide or cover up her actual bad boy boyfriend so she doesn't get in trouble.

girl: hey mom and dad, this is Tim my bf.
Parents: o what a nice boy.

Later that day

boy: i hate being your parents boy.
girl: I'm not getting in trouble here so whatever.

Parents Boy by bgkid18 December 13, 2010

Parents with Benefits 

When two individuals, who are parents start seeing each other.

Toby has a child from a previous relationship. Toby starts seeing a woman called Emily who also has a child from a failed relationship. Both are unable to commit to anything serious, but enjoy the casual nature of their relationship. To keep things going, they agree to be Parents with Benefits. Their separate children can play together and later the adults get their own play time. However Emily finds someone else, and her situation changes. Seeing that her and Toby can't continue, they end the Parents with Benefits, but remain friends still. Their children still play together.

Parents with Benefits by SA_Slang June 14, 2015

parents planking 

When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.

They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.

Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!

Mum, really, it's arms by your sides! Honestly, parents planking! *rolls eyes*

parents planking by LubeyLube December 7, 2011

Parents Bedroom 

I now declare that the words master bedroom be stricken from the English language.

Unless women are the masters of the house, the best room in the house should not go to the master. I don't know where this term started but I think its time for change.

I think we should take the name of "MASTER" out of the term "Master Bedroom" and change it to either Adult Sleeping Chamber or to Parents Bedroom or to something even better.
The Word "Master" makes me think of slavery and makes it seem that a man is the master of his house, and as such, it is his room. The master's room.

It's chauvinistic, it's bigoted, and it's misogynistic.

Any and all comments are welcome.

Stay out of the Parents bedroom.

Parents Bedroom by Guardian angel December 11, 2014

parents using snapchat 

Actual life-sucking torture

Nathan:My teacher gave me homework over the summer.
Scott:Yo that's like my parents using snapchat

parents using snapchat by FurrySanta November 23, 2016

Parents not found 

People who ship unironically, creators dream and george

"Wow they ship dream and george? They must be a parents not found."

Parents not found by Boclocfox August 17, 2021