parasite

Parasite is a organism that feeds off their host and give the hosts nothing from it,and example of a parasite and the parasites host is a leech and a human with the leech being the parasite being rewarded gaining blood from this experience and the human losing from it losing blood,STAY AWAY FROM LEECHES and also stay safe.

oh look its a mosquito its going to suck up all your blood like the parasite it is

by what is a parasite? March 4, 2024

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Parasite

Someone that benefits from something others do not benefit from.

It would no longer do the dork's family any good to stay together, it would only benefit the dork, the parasite, as with many other things in life. It was about time somebody stood up to her spoiled rotten ass instead of for her.

by The Original Agahnim July 24, 2021

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pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.

My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.

by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010

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Podcast Parasite

A person who hangs around in the chat of multiple live podcasts making chat donations to have their comments read live in a way to compensate for their boring pointless lives and/or to attain some sort of validation of their sad lives. They usually want to be made a chat mod so they can silence any viewer/fan that gets more attention from the host than they do, eventually driving off most of the fan base until all that is left is a crowd of sycophants, trolls and internet stalkers.

1. Gary is such a podcast parasite, he actually paid that guy $100 just to be made a chat moderator.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.

by jackburton420 June 25, 2023

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