parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

by Zedarius November 8, 2015

Parallel Parking

Spooning.

With or without intercourse.

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.

by Napolee August 10, 2019

paralexicon

Another word for "thesaurus".

I couldn't think of another word for "thesaurus", so I had to look one up in my paralexicon.

by JAQrabbit January 18, 2020

doggo of the parallel universe

A big pp man who is natural enemies with eva

Look at that dude, he could be the next {doggo of the parallel universe}!
Poggers, that man will be epik.

by doggo of the parallel universe June 13, 2021

Paralex

The douche at the party that everyone secretly hates. Usually a huge nerd in some way that thinks he's cool. Acts and dresses like a fake gangsta but is the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.

Paralex is saying he's going to fight someone but he's a bitch.

by Chilledwhitewidow February 18, 2011

Paraplex

Someone who makes a comment or refers to sex, in every sentance that they speak.

Laura: Zakkery your being very paraplex today :)
Zakkery:Cause I'm up for it (Y) ; )

by Ollie Onion & Zakkery February 26, 2008

Parallel Psycho

Probably the most fucking insane Hybird Player in all of Fortnite. Extremely Underrated aswell. He edits faster than the wheel of a car spins.
He does retakes that can only be seen easily when Parallel Physco does it slow or you slow down the video to 0.25

Parallel Psycho is insane, no questions

by Kahzzi November 30, 2019